Day In The Life of Alpha

Day In The Life of Alpha is the first episode in the Alpha Shorts series.

Characters

 * Alpha
 * Mr. Alpha
 * Mrs. Alpha
 * Tough
 * Lua
 * Blue
 * Spyke (Splatoon)
 * Marie (Splatoon)

Transcript
-alarm clock goes off-

Alpha: -finds hammer on ground- How convenient! -smashes alarm clock-

Mr. Alpha: i dunt woont to pay for anotah! D:

Alpha: Well too bad! -closes eyes-

Mrs. Alpha: No boi! -throws hammer out window- nu hammer 4 u! kek!

Tough: BUT ALPHA LOVES HIS HAMMER!!

Mr. Alpha: 2 bed he should no smesh thangs

Mrs. Alpha: YEH!

Lua: OWELL, ALARM CLOCKS ARE WORTH SMASHING!

Mrs. Alpha: nu!

Mr. Alpha: wootevah, it's tim 4 breakfast! but it no fast i dun understond.